Now we're Anthrax

And we take no shit
And we don't care for writing hits
'Cause the sound you hear is what we like
And I'll steal your pop tarts like I stole your... socks
Yo man, what's a matter with you

Charlie beats the beats the beats you beat
The only thing harder is the smell of my feet
So listen up 'cause you might get dissed
Go drain the lizard or take a... chair

Watch the beat!

I'm on your case
I'm in your face
Put you and your father back in place
Step up sucker understand
Don't you know that I'm the Man
I'm the Man
I'm so bad
I should be in detention
I'm the Man

Shut up!

We got real def rhythms and fresh new jams
If you think we got egos, well we're all just hams
Scott plays stickball and likes to skate
Frankie's never on time; he's always...
Sleeping
Late!

They drink the drinks they drinks they drank
I put my money in the bank
They cut their crack; they offer joints
We don't do drugs to get our...
Meaning!
POINT!

Watch the beat!

I'm on your case
I'm in your face
Put you and your father back in place
Step up sucker understand
Don't you know that I'm the Man
I'm the Man
I'm so bad
I should be in detention
I'm the Man

For a heavy metal band raps a different way
We like to be different and not cliche
Well they say rap and metal can never mix
Well of them can suck our...
Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area
No man, it's dick!

Danny farted the farts the farts he farted
I pick my nose but I'm not retarded
So like El Duce says, "smell my anal vapor"
And wipe my butt with your...
Face!
Toilet paper! Watch the beat!

I'm on your case
I'm in your face
Put you and your father back in place
Step up sucker understand
Don't you know that I'm the Man
I'm the Man
I'm so bad
I should be in detention
I'm the Man

So as this rap is winding down
Can't you see we wear the crown
You know Anthrax is number one
But we really don't care; we just want to have...
A festival!
FUN, you stupid idiot!

Joey mailed the mail the mail he mailed
We are the kings and all shall hail
We're like a diamond that is forever
And we'll remain the hardest ever

I'm so bad
It's a crime